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The Daily Hilario: Matchweek 29-ish

Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans.

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3rd vs. 6th:  Avalanche vs. Haz Mat
12th vs. 8th:  West Staines Massiv vs. Dynamo Hawkeye
9th vs. 1st:  Silent James & the Falcao Punch vs. Cahill for Jesus
7th vs. 4th:  Langers Athletic vs. DP's All-Stars
5th vs. 11th:  B Tret vs. In Hazardous Kompany
10th vs. 2nd:  Cesc-y Jonjo Shnoz vs. Mother Hen Mourinho

It's Even Cahill and the Mother Hen battling it out for top spot, tied on points and separated just by score difference.  Haz Mat's winning streak came to an end last week, and he's got 9 points to try to make up to 4th spot.  Top 4 qualify for the play-offs in the final two weeks of the real season.

ENGLAND (all times GMT):
12.15:  Championship, 4th vs. 7th:  Middlesbrough vs. Ipswich Town
12.45:  Premier League, 12th vs. 18th:  Crystal Palace vs. QPR
15.00:  Championship, 5th vs. 2nd:  Norwich City vs. Derby County
15.00:  Premier League, 3rd vs. 10th:  Arsenal vs. West Ham United
15.00:  Premier League, 20th vs. 15th:  Leicester City vs. Hull City
15.00:  Premier League, 16th vs. 17th:  Sunderland vs. Aston Villa
15.00:  Premier League, 13th vs. 8th:  West Bromwich Albion vs. Stoke City
17.30:  Premier League, 19th vs. 2nd:  Burnley vs. Manchester City

The top of the Championship is certifiably insane, by the way:

Championship standings


ELSEWHERE (all times GMT):
15.00:  La Liga, 10th vs. 4th:  Espanyol vs. Atlético Madrid
15.30:  Bundesliga, 14th vs. 5th:  Hertha Berlin vs. Schalke 04
15.30:  Bundesliga, 8th vs. 1st:  Werder Bremen vs. Bayern Munich
17.00:  La Liga, 14th vs. 1st:  Eibar vs. Barcelona
17.00:  Serie A, 11th vs. 1st:  Palermo vs. Juventus
17.30:  Bundesliga, 10th vs. 11th:  BVB vs. 1.FC Köln
02.00 (next day):  MLS:  Seattle Sounders vs. San Jose Earthquakes

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