The Daily Hilario: TKO

So that happened.  Now, we move on.

Sports!

NOSTRADAMUS:

Any predictions for today, Mr. Hazardous Bridge?

IN OTHER NEWS:

The Rocket Richard Riot | SB Nation Longform
A bit of hockey & Québécois history.  You should read it.

Help fund a Firefly spin-off of sorts | The Verge
Fillion & Tudyk, making a web series about ... Fillion & Tudyk, sort of.  Watch the trailer, you'll know what I mean.  Help it take off, like a leaf on the wind.  As of this writing, they're already past $1m.

FOOTBALL (all times GMT):
17.00:  Europa League, Round of 16, first leg:  Zenit St. Petersburg vs. Torino FC
18.00:  Europa League, Round of 16, first leg:  Dnipro Dnipropetrovsk vs. Ajax Amsterdam
18.00:  Europa League, Round of 16, first leg:  Wolfsburg vs. Internazionale
18.00:  Europa League, Round of 16, first leg:  Clug Brugge vs. Besiktas
20.05:  Europa League, Round of 16, first leg:  Everton vs. Dynamo Kiev
20.05:  Europa League, Round of 16, first leg:  Villareal vs. Sevilla
20.05:  Europa League, Round of 16, first leg:  Napoli vs. Dinamo Moscow
20.05:  Europa League, Round of 16, first leg:  Fiorentina vs. AS Roma