The Daily Hilario: Messi goes shopping; Chelsea U19 in action

IT'S HAPPENING!

Pictures: Messi in London, with Cesc and Deco #fcblive [via @fcb_swe @prettylilnaz] pic.twitter.com/geIBLLHjOE

— barcastuff (@barcastuff) March 9, 2015

Deco coming back to Chelsea!  Wait, wasn't Deco in jail or something?  That could explain why he looks a bit worse for wear...

Google?

(Ok, Google says it was a doping thing -- of which he was eventually cleared -- not jail time, you silly man and your horrible memory.)

IT'S HAPPENING, PART 2!

(I'm not sure what's happening, but it most certainly is happening.  Guaranteed.)

(Also, how does this kid always end up in acres of space?)

FOOTBALL (all times GMT):
15.00:  UEFA Youth League, quarterfinal:  CHELSEA vs. Atlético Madrid
19.45:  Champions League, Round of 16, second leg:  Real Madrid vs. Schalke 04 (2-0 agg.)
19.45:  Champions League, Round of 16, second leg:  FC Porto vs. FC Basel (1-1 agg.)