The Daily Hilario: Matchweek 24

WaFFLe:
3rd vs. 2nd:  Avalanche vs. Mother Hen Mourinho
11th vs. 9th:  In Hazardous Kompany vs. Cesc-y Jonjo Shnoz
5th vs. 4th:  DP's All-Stars vs. B Tret
1st vs. 7th:  Cahill for Jesus vs. Langers Athletic
6th vs. 10th:  Dynamo Hawkeye vs. Silent James & the Falcao Punch
8th vs. 12th:  Haz Mat Suits vs. West Staines Massiv

BIRMINGHAM'S OWN:

ENGLAND (all times GMT):
11.00:  U18 Premier League, 1st vs. 5th:  Chelsea U18 vs. Brighton & Hove Albion U18
12.45:  Premier League, 6th vs. 5th:  Tottenham Hotspur vs. Arsenal
15.00:  Championship, 23rd vs. 1st:  Wigan Athletic vs. AFC Bournemouth
15.00:  Championship, 3rd vs. 18th:  Middlesbrough vs. Charlton Athletic
15.00:  Premier League, 16th vs. 1st:  Aston Villa vs. Chelsea (hey, that's us!)
15.00:  Premier League, 20th vs. 13th:  Leicester City vs. Crystal Palace
15.00:  Premier League, 2nd vs. 18th:  Manchester City vs. Hull City
15.00:  Premier League, 19th vs. 4th:  QPR vs. Southampton
15.00:  Premier League, 9th vs. 14th:  Swansea City vs. Sunderland
17.30:  Premier League, 12th vs. 7th:  Everton vs. Liverpool

JUST WAIT UNTIL HE SIGNS WITH "ON LOAN" WITH EVERTON FROM LA GALAXY:

ELSEWHERE (all times GMT):
14.30:  Bundesliga, 15th vs. 18th:  Freiburg vs. BVB
14.30:  Bundesliga, 16th vs. 1st:  VfB Stuttgart vs. Bayern Munich
15.00:  La Liga, 3rd vs. 1st:  Atlético Madrid vs. Real Madrid
19.45:  Serie A, 1st vs. 8th:  Juventus vs. AC Milan
19.45:  Eredivisie, 17th vs. 9th:  NAC Breda vs. Vitesse