THE FUTURE IS LITTERED WITH PRIZES:
IN OTHER NEWS:
Silent James out for 2 months | SB Nation
It's no longer funny anymore, BVB | SB Nation
Are they really a relegation candidate?
Circular red card? | SB Nation
What the what?!?! Did he forget his usual red card and had to settle for a red coaster? Apparently it's an old-school thing?
The General who never was: Requiem for Bobby Knight | SB Nation Longform
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