The Daily Hilario: Internet things

PEAK INTERNET:

I mean there were rubber jokes and tire jokes...

Can’t wait until we see Yokohama Rubber on every bit of Chelsea attire

— Graham MacAree (@MacAree) February 26, 2015

...llama drama...

#BrianWilliamsMisremembers pic.twitter.com/LdqikkaNUz

— Jamie Kelly (@JamieSportsTalk) February 26, 2015

...dress-color debates (front page news because ZOMG optical illusion)...

...and a huge win for net neutrality...except nobody cared because of the above.

The color of a dress on the Internet garnered more attention than net neutrality. We don't deserve it..

— Matthew Carruth (@msea1) February 27, 2015

Might as well retire, Internet, it will not get any better.

FANTASY HOCKEY:

With the tragic news that Patrick Kane, the NHL's leading scorer, is out for at least the rest of the regular season and David Krejci is out until probably the playoffs, DP's All-Stars can probably kiss goodbye any hope we may have had of lifting the inaugural WAGNH Fantasy Hockey trophy.  And the Blackhawks can probably kiss the real trophy goodbye as well.

Sad.

IN OTHER NEWS:

Baseball player tears meniscus after stepping on sprinkler | ESPN
Michael Saunders keeps redefining just what it means to be injury prone.

Sex Addicks | BBC
Charlton Athletic admit to publicity stunt with the couple having sex on the pitch.

FOOTBALL (all times GMT):
18.00:  NB1, 2nd vs. 6th:  MTK vs. Paksi SE
18.00:  Fortuna Liga, 5th vs. 1st:  Slovan Bratislava vs. MŠK Žilina
19.30:  Bundesliga, 1st vs. 13th:  Bayern Munich vs. 1. FC Köln
19.30:  Ligue 1, 3rd vs. 14th:  Olympique Marseille vs. Caen
19.45:  Scottish Championship, 5th vs. 3rd:  Falkirk vs. Rangers