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FOOTBALL (all times GMT):
19.45: Champions League, Round of 16, first leg: PSG vs. Chelsea
19.45: Champions League, Round of 16, first leg: Shakhtar Donetsk vs. Bayern Munich
22.15: Copa Libertadores, Group 4: Universidad de Chile vs. Emelec