The Daily Hilario: Twenty-three would've been ok

I'M SORRY SIR, THAT'S JUST ONE TOO MANY:

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FOOTBALL (all times GMT):
19.45:  Champions League, Round of 16, first leg:  PSG vs. Chelsea
19.45:  Champions League, Round of 16, first leg:  Shakhtar Donetsk vs. Bayern Munich
22.15:  Copa Libertadores, Group 4:  Universidad de Chile vs. Emelec