The Daily Hilario: Nightcrawler

DONNIE DARKO WITH A CAMCORDER:

Finally got around to watching Nightcrawler ... and wow.  A bit like Network for the 21st century.  Future Daily Mail, but for TV.  And of course the whole movie is made by Gyllenhaal's absolute tour de force.  How was he not nominated for more awards?

You'll never watch the local news the same again.  (If you're one of the three people who still watch the local news.)

IN OTHER NEWS:

Aston Villa appoint Tim Sherwood | SB Nation
Ahahahahahahahahahhahahaaaaa!

A love letter to the Bundesliga | SB Nation
Crazy weekend in Germany.

Cristiano elastico | SB Nation
So sorry, Mr. Defenseman.

FOOTBALL (all times GMT):
11.00:  La Liga, 5th vs. 15th:  Valencia vs. Getafe
11.30:  Serie A, 11th vs. 15th:  AC Milan vs. Empoli
12.30:  FA Cup, 5th round:  Aston Villa vs. Leicester City
14.00:  Serie A, 2nd vs. 20th:  AS Roma vs. Parma
14.30:  FA Cup, 5th round:  Bradford City vs. Sunderland
16.00:  La Liga, 2nd vs. 18th:  Barcelona vs. Levante
16.00:  FA Cup, 5th round:  Arsenal vs. Middlesbrough
18.00:  La Liga, 16th vs. 6th:  Rayo Vallecano vs. Villareal
20.00:  La Liga, 10th vs. 3rd:  Celta de Vigo vs. Atlético Madrid
20.00:  Ligue 1, 17th vs. 1st:  Lorient vs. Olympique Lyonnais