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The Daily Hilario: Matchweek 15

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Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans.

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WaFFLe:
7th vs. 2nd:  BT Blues vs. Club Deportivo Real FC Dale United
1st vs. 11th:  dareNevils vs. Pickled's Foos
8th vs. 5th:  DP's All-Stars vs. Hawkeye FC
10th vs. 6th:  Falcao Punch vs. Langers Athletic
12th vs. 9th:  Turd Sandwich vs. THE MLS IS A RETIREMENT LEAGUE
4th vs. 3rd:  What A Load of Ballacks vs. Taco Bellerin

The George and The Dragon:
If all goes well, I'll be here, watching today's game.  If not all goes well (i.e. I have to cover the game), then I'll be sitting in front of a TV inside a home instead.

ENGLAND (all times GMT):
11.00:  U18 Premier League, 1st(S) vs. 6th(S):  CHELSEA U18 vs. West Ham United U18
12.45:  Premier League, 12th vs. 1st:  Stoke City vs. Manchester City
15.00:  FA Cup, 2nd round:  Stourbridge vs. Eastleigh
15.00:  FA Cup, 2nd round:  Northampton Town vs. Northwich Victoria
15.00:  Championship, 5th vs. 18th:  Burnley vs. Preston North End
15.00:  Premier League, 10th vs. 20th:  Southampton vs. Aston Villa
15.00:  Premier League, 15th vs. 2nd:  Swansea City vs. Leicester City
15.00:  Premier League, 11th vs. 16th:  Watford vs. Norwich City
15.00:  Premier League, 4th vs. 17th:  Arsenal vs. Sunderland
15.00:  Premier League, 13th vs. 5th:  West Bromwich Albion vs. Tottenham Hotspur
15.00:  Premier League, 3rd vs. 8th:  Manchester United vs. West Ham United
17.30:  Premier League, 14th vs. 18th:  CHELSEA vs. AFC Bournemouth

GOOD LUCK, JFH:

But why must it be QPR!?  Whhyyyyyy...  Grumble, grumble.

ELSEWHERE (all times GMT):
14.00:  Serie A, 8th vs. 4th:  Torino vs. AS Roma
14.30:  Bundesliga, 5th vs. 1st:  Gladbach vs. Bayern Munich
14.30:  Bundesliga, 6th vs. 7th:  Hertha Berlin vs. Bayer Leverkusen
15.00:  La Liga, 3rd vs. 13th:  Real Madrid vs. Getafe
16.00:  Ligue 1, 4th vs. 3rd:  Olympique Lyonnais vs. Angers
17.15:  La Liga, 17th vs. 2nd:  Granada vs. Atlético Madrid
17.30:  Bundesliga, 3rd vs. 2nd:  Wolfsburg vs. BVB
18.45:  Eredivisie, 5th vs. 3rd:  Vitesse vs. PSV
19.30:  La Liga, 9th vs. 1st:  Valencia vs. Barcelona
19.45:  Serie A, 2nd vs. 15th:  Internazionale vs. Genoa
21.00:  La Liga, 5th vs. 10th:  Deportivo La Coruña vs. Sevilla