The Daily Hilario: Matchday 18

WaFFLe:
1st vs. 3rd:  dareNevils vs. What A Load of Ballacks
8th vs. 9th:  Falcao Punch vs. BT Blues
10th vs. 5th:  Langers Athletic vs. Hawkeye FC
11th vs. 2nd:  Pickled's Foos vs. Club Deportivo Real FC Dale United
7th vs. 6th:  THE MLS IS A RETIREMENT LEAGUE vs. DP's All-Stars
12th vs. 4th:  Turd Sandwich vs. Taco Bellerin

SPOILERS:

you can't truly appreciate the imperial march until you hear it on vinyl

— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015

Sometimes, Twitter is the best.

FOOTBALL (all times GMT):
12.45:  Premier League, 11th vs. 5th:  Stoke City vs. Manchester United
15.00:  Championship, 4th vs. 5th:  Hull City vs. Burnley
15.00:  Premier League, 14th vs. 6th:  AFC Bournemouth vs. Crystal Palace
15.00:  Premier League, 9th vs. 1st:  Liverpool vs. Leicester City
15.00:  Premier League, 4th vs. 16th:  Tottenham Hotspur vs. Norwich City
15.00:  Premier League, 3rd vs. 19th:  Manchester City vs. Sunderland
15.00:  Premier League, 15th vs. 7th:  Chelsea vs. Watford
15.00:  Premier League, 18th vs. 13th:  Swansea City vs. West Bromwich Albion
15.00:  Premier League, 20th vs. 8th:  Aston Villa vs. West Ham United
17.15:  Championship, 17th vs. 11th:  Wolverhampton Wanderers vs. Reading
17.30:  Premier League, 17th vs. 10th:  Newcastle United vs. Everton
19.45:  Premier League, 12th vs. 2nd:  Southampton vs. Arsenal