The Daily Hilario: Matchweek 17

WaFFLe:
1st vs. 8th:  dareNevils vs. DP's All-Stars
10th vs. 5th:  Falcao Punch vs. Hawkeye FC
7th vs. 4th:  Langers Athletic vs. Taco Bellerin
9th vs. 2nd:  THE MLS IS A RETIREMENT LEAGUE vs. Club Deportive Real FC Dale United
12th vs. 11th:  Turd Sandwich vs. Pickled's Foos
3rd vs. 6th:  What A Load of Ballacks vs. BT Blues

JEDI STEPS:

Been humming this all day.

ENGLAND (all times GMT):
11.00:  U18 Premier League, 11th vs. 1st:  Brighton & Hove Albion U18 vs. CHELSEA U18
12.30:  Championship, 2nd vs. 1st:  Brighton & Hove Albion vs. Middlesbrough
15.00:  Championship, 6th vs. 3rd:  Ipswich Town vs. Derby County
15.00:  Premier League, 13th vs. 14th:  West Bromwich Albion vs. AFC Bournemouth
15.00:  Premier League, 11th vs. 6th:  Stoke City vs. Crystal Palace
15.00:  Premier League, 10th vs. 1st:  Everton vs. Leicester City
15.00:  Premier League, 4th vs. 18th:  Manchester United vs. Norwich City
15.00:  Premier League, 16th vs. 19th:  CHELSEA vs. Sunderland
15.00:  Premier League, 12th vs. 5th:  Southampton vs. Tottenham Hotspur
15.00:  Premier League, 15th vs. 20th:  Newcastle United vs. Aston Villa

ONE OF THESE IS NOT LIKE THE OTHER:

#MiaSanMia! Müller, Boateng, Martínez (alle 2021) & Alonso (2017) haben ihre Verträge beim #FCBayern verlängert! pic.twitter.com/4SrY5tnpXH

— FC Bayern München (@FCBayern) December 18, 2015

ELSEWHERE (all times GMT):
12.30:  Scottish Championship, 3rd vs. 1st:  Falkirk vs. Rangers
14.30:  Bundesliga, 10th vs. 2nd:  1.FC Köln vs. BVB
14.30:  Bundesliga, 16th vs. 1st:  Hannover 96 vs. Bayern Munich
15.00:  La Liga, 8th vs. 14th:  Valencia vs. Getafe
16.00:  Ligue 1, 4th vs. 1st:  Caen vs. PSG
19.30:  La Liga, 11th vs. 7th:  Real Betis vs. Sevilla
19.45:  Serie A, 13th vs. 9th:  Bologna vs. Empoli