The Daily Hilario: Matchweek 16

WaFFLe:
8th vs. 7th:  BT Blues vs. DP's All-Stars
1st vs. 2nd:  dareNevils vs. Club Deportivo Real FC Dale United
10th vs. 4th:  Falcao Punch vs. Taco Bellerin
9th vs. 11th:  THE MLS IS A RETIREMENT LEAGUE vs. Pickled's Foos
12th vs. 6th:  Turd Sandwich vs. Langers Athletic
3rd vs. 5th:  What A Load of Ballacks vs. Hawkeye FC

MacASKILL DA GAWD:

ENGLAND (all times GMT):
12.30:  Championship, 20th vs. 9th:  MK Dons vs. Ipswich Town
12.45:  Premier League, 16th vs. 9th:  Norwich City vs. Everton
15.00:  Championship, 3rd vs. 1st:  Derby County vs. Brighton & Hove Albion
15.00:  Premier League, 6th vs. 12th:  Crystal Palace vs. Southampton
15.00:  Premier League, 7th vs. 11th:  West Ham United vs. Stoke City
15.00:  Premier League, 3rd vs. 15th:  Manchester City vs. Swansea City
15.00:  Premier League, 19th vs. 10th:  Sunderland vs. Watford
17.30:  Premier League, 17th vs. 4th:  AFC Bournemouth vs. Manchester United

CR7 MISSES CARLOBEAR: Awww
Speaking of which:

ELSEWHERE (all times GMT):
14.30:  Bundesliga, 1st vs. 11th:  Bayern Munich vs. Ingolstadt
15.00:  La Liga, 1st vs. 6th:  Barcelona vs. Deportivo La Coruña
17.00:  Euro 2016 draw
17.30:  Bundesliga, 8th vs. 3rd:  Bayer Leverkusen vs. Gladbach
19.45:  Serie A, 13th vs. 1st:  Udinese vs. Internazionale