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The Daily Hilario: Nail update

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Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans.

It's like an ass-out hug.
It's like an ass-out hug.
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GOING GOING GONE:

A couple months ago, I managed to slam my own finger into the passenger side door of my car.

Last night, the nail fell off.

I feel like this is a turning point.

Our season's saved.

Y'all can thank me later.

GREATEST GOAL OF ALL TIME:

Give that man the Puskás Award.

FOOTBALL (all times GMT):
12.45:  Jose Mourinho press conference (LIVE)
19.30:  La Liga, 19th vs. 16th:  Las Palmas vs. Real Sociedad
19.30:  Bundesliga, 14th vs. 6th:  Hannover 96 vs. Hertha Berlin
19.45:  Championship, 19th vs. 5th:  Nottingham Forest vs. Derby County
19.55:  FA Cup, 1st round:  Salford City vs. Notts County