GOING GOING GONE:
A couple months ago, I managed to slam my own finger into the passenger side door of my car.
Last night, the nail fell off.
I feel like this is a turning point.
Our season's saved.
Y'all can thank me later.
GREATEST GOAL OF ALL TIME:
Give that man the Puskás Award.
FOOTBALL (all times GMT):
12.45: Jose Mourinho press conference (LIVE)
19.30: La Liga, 19th vs. 16th: Las Palmas vs. Real Sociedad
19.30: Bundesliga, 14th vs. 6th: Hannover 96 vs. Hertha Berlin
19.45: Championship, 19th vs. 5th: Nottingham Forest vs. Derby County
19.55: FA Cup, 1st round: Salford City vs. Notts County