The Daily Hilario: Matchweek 14 cont'd

I'll be catching today's game on the radio, driving home from Phoenix.  Usual caveats apply; when I have to listen to the game in my car, it usually means a terrible loss for us.

Talk amongst yourselves.

WITNESS HISTORY:

Wowdy.

FOOTBALL (all times GMT):
11.30:  Eredivisie, 6th vs. 5th:  Vitesse vs. NEC
12.00:  Premier League, 5th vs. 15th:  Tottenham Hotspur vs. CHELSEA
14.05:  Premier League, 8th vs. 13th:  West Ham United vs. West Bromwich Albion
14.30:  Bundesliga, 2nd vs. 16th:  BVB vs. Stuttgart
15.00:  La Liga, 7th vs. 3rd:  Eibar vs. Real Madrid
16.15:  Premier League, 16th vs. 4th:  Norwich City vs. Arsenal
16.15:  Premier League, 10th vs. 14th:  Liverpool vs. Swansea City
16.30:  Bundesliga, 8th vs. 9th:  Bayer Leverkusen vs. Schalke 04
19.30:  La Liga, 12th vs. 8th:  Sevilla vs. Valencia
19.45:  Serie A, 14th vs. 7th:  Palermo vs. Juventus
20.00:  Ligue 1, 12th vs. 6th:  Olympique Marseille vs. AS Monaco
22.00:  MLS, Western Conf. final, 2nd leg:  FC Dallas vs. Portland Timbers (1-3 agg.)
00.30 (next day):  MLS, Eastern Conf. final, 2nd leg:  New York Red Bulls vs. Columbus Crew (0-2 agg.)