The Daily Hilario: Road tripsing

On my way down to Phoenix, AZ as we speak.  Road trip!

Talk amongst yourselves.

FOOTBALL (all times GMT):
15.00:  Champions League:  Astana vs. Benfica
17.00:  Champions League:  CSKA Moscow vs. Wolfsburg
19.45:  Champions League:  Malmö FF vs. PSG
19.45:  Champions League:  Shakhtar Donetsk vs. Real Madrid
19.45:  Champions League:  Manchester United vs. PSV
19.45:  Champions League:  Atlético Madrid vs. Galatasaray
19.45:  Champions League:  Juventus vs. Manchester City
19.45:  Champions League:  Gladbach vs. Sevilla
00.00 (next day):  Copa do Brasil, final, first leg:  Santos vs. Palmeiras