The Daily Hilario: Mad world

PARIS:

Here's everything you need to know, and everything that's been confirmed:  Paris attacks
And here's an English language live feed of France 24:  http://www.france24.com/en/livefeed
(CNN descended into hysterics from minute one yesterday, though BBC/Sky seemed to be doing a better job of sticking to the facts.)

Please keep in mind there's a ton of speculation, good or bad, correct or incorrect, and that this is not really the place or the forum to discuss all that.  There are plenty of important conversations and discussions that need to happen right now, but please respect our 'no politics' guidelines.  While I realize that there is a fine line between 'current events', 'facts', and 'politics' and that we cannot just completely ignore this, but please do your best to keep to abide by the rules.

Here's hoping today's a better day.

HINT: HE'S GOING LEFT!

FOOTBALL (all times GMT):
14.00:  Int'l Friendly:  Portugal vs. Russia
15.00:  Charity Match:  Great Britain XI vs. World XI
17.00:  Euro 2016 qual. playoff, 1st leg:  Ukraine vs. Slovenia
19.45:  Euro 2016 qual. playoff, 1st leg:  Sweden vs. Denmark