IT'S PROBABLY HAPPENING:
I'm told negotiations between #LFC and Jurgen Klopp are progressing well. Appointment could come before end of week— Ben Smith (@BenSmithBBC) October 5, 2015
For what it's worth, Klippity Klopp's win % at Mainz was just 40%. That ain't gonna fly at Liverpool, even if they're not the second most talented team in this league...
In related darkest timeline news, Klopp's appointment leaves Ancelotti free to come in and take over our group of established superstars, which is what Carlo does so well.
BIG BENZ, ANYONE?
That seems like a silly thing to get upset about...
PSA: ALL REFEREES ARE BAD
Watching it live, I remember freaking out that he batted it out. WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID! And then they didn't call it and I was like AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAA.
This was also amazing:
FOOTBALL (all times BST):
02.30 (next day): 2016 Olympics qualifying: USA U23 vs. Panama U23