The Daily Hilario: Matchweek 8

WaFFLe:
4th vs. 10th:  dareNevil vs. Pickled's Foos
2nd vs. 9th:  DP's All-Stars vs. THE MLS IS A RETIREMENT LEAGUE
11th vs. 6th:  Falcao Punch vs. Club Deportivo Real FC Dale United
1st vs. 3rd:  Taco Bellerin vs. BT Blues
12th vs. 8th:  Turd Sandwich vs. Langers Athletic
5th vs. 7th:  What A Load of Ballacks vs. Hawkeye FC

HYPE:

ENGLAND (all times BST):
11.00:  U18 Premier League, 8th(S) vs. 2nd(S):  Tottenham Hotspur U18 vs. CHELSEA U18
12.30:  Championship, 10th vs. 16th:  Wolverhampton Wanderers vs. Huddersfield Town
12.45:  Premier League, 7th vs. 15th:  Crystal Palace vs. WBA
15.00:  Premier League, 12th vs. 8th:  Norwich City vs. Leicester City
15.00:  Premier League, 2nd vs. 19th:  Manchester City vs. Newcastle United
15.00:  Premier League, 18th vs. 17th:  Aston Villa vs. Stoke City
15.00:  Premier League, 16th vs. 13th:  AFC Bournemouth vs. Watford
15.00:  Premier League, 20th vs. 3rd:  Sunderland vs. West Ham United
17.30:  Premier League, 14th vs. 10th:  CHELSEA vs. Southampton

YOU CAN TAKE THE BOY OUT OF EVIL CHELSEA...

Hartlepool United defender Carl Magnay has been given a six-game ban and fined £750. http://t.co/wcrPhCZrm8 pic.twitter.com/fuVQxxi8RT

— Match of the Day (@BBCMOTD) October 2, 2015

But you can't take the evil Chelsea out of the boy...  Hartlepool are "extremely disappointed with the decision".  Join the club, boys.

ELSEWHERE (all times BST):
14.30:  Bundesliga, 14th vs. 4th:  Gladbach vs. Wolfsburg
15.00:  La Liga, 16th vs. 3rd:  Sevilla vs. Barcelona
21.05:  La Liga, 18th vs. 13th:  Málaga vs. Real Sociedad