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WaFFLe:
4th vs. 10th: dareNevil vs. Pickled's Foos
2nd vs. 9th: DP's All-Stars vs. THE MLS IS A RETIREMENT LEAGUE
11th vs. 6th: Falcao Punch vs. Club Deportivo Real FC Dale United
1st vs. 3rd: Taco Bellerin vs. BT Blues
12th vs. 8th: Turd Sandwich vs. Langers Athletic
5th vs. 7th: What A Load of Ballacks vs. Hawkeye FC
HYPE:
ENGLAND (all times BST):
11.00: U18 Premier League, 8th(S) vs. 2nd(S): Tottenham Hotspur U18 vs. CHELSEA U18
12.30: Championship, 10th vs. 16th: Wolverhampton Wanderers vs. Huddersfield Town
12.45: Premier League, 7th vs. 15th: Crystal Palace vs. WBA
15.00: Premier League, 12th vs. 8th: Norwich City vs. Leicester City
15.00: Premier League, 2nd vs. 19th: Manchester City vs. Newcastle United
15.00: Premier League, 18th vs. 17th: Aston Villa vs. Stoke City
15.00: Premier League, 16th vs. 13th: AFC Bournemouth vs. Watford
15.00: Premier League, 20th vs. 3rd: Sunderland vs. West Ham United
17.30: Premier League, 14th vs. 10th: CHELSEA vs. Southampton
YOU CAN TAKE THE BOY OUT OF EVIL CHELSEA...
Hartlepool United defender Carl Magnay has been given a six-game ban and fined £750. http://t.co/wcrPhCZrm8 pic.twitter.com/fuVQxxi8RT
— Match of the Day (@BBCMOTD) October 2, 2015
But you can't take the evil Chelsea out of the boy... Hartlepool are "extremely disappointed with the decision". Join the club, boys.
ELSEWHERE (all times BST):
14.30: Bundesliga, 14th vs. 4th: Gladbach vs. Wolfsburg
15.00: La Liga, 16th vs. 3rd: Sevilla vs. Barcelona
21.05: La Liga, 18th vs. 13th: Málaga vs. Real Sociedad