The Daily Hilario: Charsenal

CHARSENAL:

Back in the olden days of this here blog, we used to have a series of silly posts about a combined Arsenal-Chelsea team in Football Manager.  Now, that seems to actually be happening in real life, or at least at times.  Such as yesterday, when they pulled quite a Chelsea-esque performance out of Wenger's zippered overcoat to beat Bayern thanks to Petr Cech being amazing, Neuer making a mistake, and Ozil being super lazy in the final minutes of the match.  Watch out, world!

MEANWHILE:

Yeah, mistake aside, he's pretty darn good, too.  Ridiculous save.

YEAH, BUT HOW ARE HIS FREE KICKS:

. @metpoliceuk A mugging just occurred in Islington pic.twitter.com/ux4hOo4ikl

— Tom Adams (@tomEurosport) October 20, 2015

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