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The Daily Hilario: Matchweek 9

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Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans.

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WaFFLe:
5th vs. 8th:  Club Deportivo Real FC Dale United vs. Hawkeye FC
3rd vs. 9th:  dareNevils vs. THE MLS IS A RETIREMENT LEAGUE
6th vs. 7th:  DP's All-Stars vs. Langers Athletic
11th vs. 10th:  Falcao Punch vs. Pickled's Foos
1st vs. 12th:Taco Bellerin vs. Turd Sandwich
4th vs. 2nd:  What A Load of Ballacks vs. BT Blues

4K FOOTBALL:

I just became convinced to make my next TV a 4K TV.  Even though I can't watch this in 4K.

ENGLAND (all times BST):
11.00:  U18 Premier League, 7th(S) vs. 1st(S):  Fulham U18 vs. CHELSEA U18
12.30:  Championship, 10th vs. 5th:  Sheffield Wednesday vs. Hull City
12.45:  Premier League, 8th vs. 10th:  Tottenham Hotspur vs. Liverpool
15.00:  Championship, 16th vs. 1st:  Leeds United vs. Brighton & Hove Albion
15.00:  Premier League, 16th vs. 18th:  Chelsea vs. Aston Villa
15.00:  Premier League, 1st vs. 15th:  Manchester City vs. AFC Bournemouth
15.00:  Premier League, 9th vs. 5th:  Southampton vs. Leicester City
15.00:  Premier League, 7th vs. 3rd:  Everton vs. Manchester United
15.00:  Premier League, 17th vs. 19th:  West Bromwich Albion vs. Sunderland
15.00:  Premier League, 4th vs. 6th:  Crystal Palace vs. West Ham United
17.30:  Premier League, 12th vs. 2nd:  Watford vs. Arsenal

TEASE:

Hello there, Elektra and The Punisher.  Also, digging the use of Royal Blood's Out of the Black in the recap.  (It only sounds like Jack White; it isn't).  One of my favorite songs of the last year.  Note, he's playing the bass.  Boss.

ELSEWHERE (all times BST):
14.30:  Bundesliga, 14th vs. 1st:  Werder Bremen vs. Bayern Munich
15.00:  La Liga, 2nd vs. 18th:  Real Madrid vs. Levante
16.00:  Ligue 1, 13th vs. 1st:  Bastia vs. PSG
17.00:  Serie A, 4th vs. 16th:  AS Roma vs. Empoli
17.30:  Bundesliga, 12th vs. 13th:  Eintracht Frankfurt vs. Gladbach
19.30:  La Liga, 4th vs. 15th:  Barcelona vs. Rayo Vallecano
19.45:  Serie A, 5th vs. 11th:  Torino vs. AC Milan
20.00:  U17 World Cup:  England (inc. Jay Dasilva & Ike Ugbo) vs. Guinea
21.00:  U17 World Cup:  Nigeria vs. USA
23.00:  U17 World Cup:  Brazil vs. South Korea
00.00 (next day):  U17 World Cup:  Chile vs. Croatia