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Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans.

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THE FUN BEGINS:

Get in the car.  Turn the key.

Nothing.  Dead.  All dead.

No lights.  No locks.  No anything.

I don't recall leaving anything on, which makes this a bit scarier proposition that just a dead battery in a 10-year-old BMW.  Should know more tomorrow.

Dang it.

I WATCH RUGBY FOR THE WAR DANCES:

THIS SEEMS UNSAFE:

Even if it is just a tourist attraction ... in the Slovak league system's 6th tier.

FOOTBALL (all times BST):
17.45:  Euro U21 qualifying:  England U21 vs. Kazakhstan U21
19.45:  Euro 2016 qualifying:  Netherlands vs. Czech Republic
19.45:  Euro 2016 qualifying:  Turkey vs. Iceland
19.45:  Euro 2016 qualifying:  Belgium vs. Israel
19.45:  Euro 2016 qualifying:  Cyprus vs. Bosnia and Herzegovina 
19.45:  Euro 2016 qualifying:  Italy vs. Norway
23.30:  Int'l Friendly:  USA vs. Costa Rica
00.00 (next day):  2018 World Cup qualifying:  Uruguay vs. Colombia
01.00 (next day):  2018 World Cup qualifying:  Paraguay vs. Argentina
02.00 (next day):  2018 World Cup qualifying:  Brazil vs. Venezuela
03.00 (next day):  Int'l Friendly:  Mexico vs. Panama