Few things feel worse than knee-on-knee contact. Scary, too. Though I'm fairly confident all I have is a bruise on my kneecap.
Welcome to October. Winter's coming.
SCREW YOU, TOO, SPECIAL JUAN:
FOOTBALL (all times BST):
18.00: Europa League: AS Monaco vs. Tottenham Hotspur
20.05: Europa League: PAOK vs. BVB
20.05: Europa League: Liverpool vs. Sion
20.05: Europa League: Celtic vs. Fenerbahce
...and many others...
02.00 (next day): 2016 Olympics qualifying: USA U23 vs. Canada U23