The Daily Hilario: Knee on knee

Few things feel worse than knee-on-knee contact.  Scary, too.  Though I'm fairly confident all I have is a bruise on my kneecap.

Thursdays suck.

Welcome to October.  Winter's coming.

SCREW YOU, TOO, SPECIAL JUAN:

FOOTBALL (all times BST):
18.00:  Europa League:  AS Monaco vs. Tottenham Hotspur
20.05:  Europa League:  PAOK vs. BVB
20.05:  Europa League:  Liverpool vs. Sion
20.05:  Europa League:  Celtic vs. Fenerbahce
...and many others...
02.00 (next day):  2016 Olympics qualifying:  USA U23 vs. Canada U23