The Daily Hilario: The Magic of the Cup

SPEEDRUN:

So it turns out that speedrun has now been beaten, by a whopping THREE seconds!  I'm not sure if I should be impressed or shake my head at the perceived waste of time.  Either way, the dedication, the concentration, and the effort required is pretty amazing.

IN OTHER NEWS:

The coolest play from Saturday's NFL playoff games | SB Nation
A football player makes a play with his feet!  Well, legs...

Pardew to Crystal Palace is official | SB Nation
The managerial musical chairs continue.  Who will get to sit down in Newcastle then?

Gerrard to sign with LA Galaxy | SB Nation
Looking forward to that West Coast - East Coast rivalry between Gerrard and Lampard.  Oh wait...

FOOTBALL (all times GMT):
13.00:  FA Cup, third round:  Dover Athletic vs. Crystal Palace
15.00:  FA Cup, third round:  Manchester City vs. Sheffield Wednesday
15.30:  FA Cup, third round:  Yeovil Town vs. Manchester United
16.00:  FA Cup, third round:  Chelsea vs. Watford (hey, that's us!)
16.00:  La Liga, 5th vs. 1st:  Valencia vs. Real Madrid
17.30:  FA Cup, third round:  Arsenal vs. Hull City
20.00:  La Liga, 16th vs. 2nd:  Real Sociedad vs. Barcelona