The Daily Hilario: Surplus Silly Season speculation

WHOA, WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE?

Suddenly, it's bat[shoe] insane up in here.  What happened to no buying and no selling?  Lying liars and the lies they tell!

On a personal note, I'm a bit sad at the André 3000 exit rumors.  That dude lurrrrves the Chels.  Not quite David Luiz sad, but it's close, I tells ya.  Pretty pretty pretty pretty ... close.

ALL 'SHAWN ALL THE TIME:

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While Jose Mourinho fights the uphill battle in England, Marshawn Lynch is having his own bit of fun with the NFL and the NFL media.  Here's Jon Bois on hyperbole and the hype of the whole situation.  In related news, here's a Marshawn Lynch Encylopedia and here's the man himself talking to the media (!) yesterday and asking them just why they keep coming back to him when he obviously will provide no actual answers.

POINT BLANK IN BROAD DAYLIGHT!

Hilarious stuff from Conan, Gronk, and, of course, 'Shawn.

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