Eight hours ago, at zero-hundred hours (GMT) on January 3, 2015, the January transfer window opened. Like an infernal gate to the pits of hell, it shall spew silly, random, hilarious, and occasionally even perhaps somewhat true rumors all the way until it slams shut (it never just closes, it SLAMS) at 11pm GMT on February 2, 2015.
Are you ready for this?!
I said, ARE. YOU. READY!?
Good luck! May the forces of common sense be with you at all times.
IN OTHER NEWS:
NFL Playoffs start today | SB Nation
Twelve candidates, one winner. GO HAWKS!
Gerrard confirms that he's leaving Liverpool | SB Nation
Next step: "sign" with NYCFC. Next step: "loan" to Man City. Last step: profit.
Chelsea season reviews 1997-2014 | Reddit
This. Is. Amazing.
FOOTBALL (all times GMT):
15.00: FA Cup, third round: Tranmere Rovers vs. Swansea City
15.00: FA Cup, third round: West Bromwich Albion vs. Gateshead
15.00: La Liga, 3rd vs. 15th: Atlético Madrid vs. Levante
17.00: La Liga, 6th vs. 8th: Sevilla vs. Celta de Vigo