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EVERYTHING LOOKS WORSE IN SLOW MO:
IN OTHER NEWS:
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Hot property.
I'M JUST HERE SO I WON'T GET FINED:
FOOTBALL (all times GMT):
18.00: ACN, Group D, 1st vs. 2nd: Cameroon vs. Ivory Coast
18.00: ACN, Group D, 3rd vs. 4th: Guinea vs. Mali
19.05: FA Youth Cup, 5th round: Chelsea U18 vs. Swansea City U18 (hey, that's us!)
19.45: League Cup, semifinal 2nd leg: Sheffield United vs. Tottenham Hotspur (0-1 agg.)
19.45: Coppa Italia, quarterfinal: Parma vs. Juventus
19.45: KNVB Beker, quarterfinal: Groningen vs. Vitesse
20.00: Copa del Rey, quarterfinal 2nd leg: Atlético Madrid vs. Barcelona (0-1 agg.)