The Daily Hilario: Matchweek 22

WaFFLe:
3rd vs. 4th:  Avalanche vs. B Tret
8th  vs. 7th:  Cesc-y Jonjo Shnoz vs. Langers Athletic
2nd vs. 10th:  Mother Hen Mourinho vs. Silent James & the Falcao Punch
11th vs. 12th:  In Hazardous Kompany vs. West Staines Massiv
5th vs. 9th:  DP's All-Stars vs. Haz Mat Suits
1st vs. 6th:  Cahill for Jesus vs. Dynamo Hawkeye

ENGLAND (all times GMT):
12.00:  Championship, 2nd vs. 13th:  Derby County vs. Nottingham Forest
15.00:  Premier League, 13th vs. 8th:  Aston Villa vs. Liverpool
15.00:  Premier League, 17th vs. 15th:  Burnley vs. Crystal Palace
15.00:  Premier League, 20th vs. 11th::  Leicester City vs. Stoke City
15.00:  Premier League, 19th vs. 4th:  QPR vs. Manchester United
15.00:  Premier League, 9th vs. 1st:  Swansea City vs. Chelsea (hey, that's us!)
15.00:  Premier League, 6th vs. 16th:  Tottenham Hotspur vs. Sunderland
17.30:  Premier League, 10th vs. 3rd:  Newcastle United vs. Southampton

VIDEO OF THE DAY:
Spencer Hall's quite funny in his version of Regular Car Reviews.  You should read it.  But, for me, this sort of thing is not the same without video.  Take it away, Regular Car Reviews:

ELSEWHERE (all times GMT):
16.00:  ACN, Group A:  Equatorial Guinea vs. Congo
18.00:  Friendly:  Bayer Leverkusen vs. Corinthians
19.00:  ACN, Group A:  Gabon vs. Burkina Faso
19.45:  Serie A, 10th vs. 2nd:  Palermo vs. AS Roma
19.45:  Eredivisie, 10th vs. 1st:  Vitesse vs. PSV