The Daily Hilario: Golden ballin'

SHOT CALLIN':

Welcome to the annual Messi vs. Cristiano Ronaldo showdown (sit down, Manuel)!  I'm so excited, I can barely hide it.

IN OTHER NEWS:

NFL final four is set | SB Nation
The Colts pull off the upset, so it's #1 vs. #2 in NFC and #1 vs. #4 in the AFC.  Go Hawks!

Paul Pogba scored another awesome goal | SB Nation
Yeop.

The world's largest jigsaw puzzle, solved | io9
Wow.  Now it's time to go outside and reacquaint yourself with civilization, lady.

A real life, life-sized Pac Man maze? | Polygon
Yes please!

House of Cards season 3 trailer | The Verge
Spoilers for previous seasons, obviously.  A bit of MJK up in your ears, too, though I much prefer part 1 of that song, "Pet," which is an all-time favorite.  Get back to work, Maynard!

FOOTBALL (all times GMT):
17.30:  FIFA Ballon d'Or 2014 Ceremony (LIVE on FIFA.com, FS2, FS2Go, etc)
19.45:  La Liga, 11th vs. 18th:  Rayo Vallecano vs. Cordoba
19.45:  League One, 18th vs. 2nd:  Coventy City vs. Swindon Town