The Daily Hilario: Matchweek 21

WaFFLe:
3rd vs. 7th:  Avalanche vs. Langers Athletic
4th vs. 10th:  B Tret vs. Silent James & the Falcao Punch
8th vs. 12th:  Cesc-y Jonjo Shnoz vs. West Staines Massiv
2nd vs. 9th:  Mother Hen Mourinho vs. Haz Mat Suits
11th vs. 6th:  In Hazardous Kompany vs. Dynamo Hawkeye
5th vs. 1st:  DP's All-Stars vs. Cahill for Jesus

BEER OF THE WEEKEND:
Valar Morghulis Dubbel | Ommegang Brewery -- The fourth in the collaboration between Ommegang and HBO on Game of Thrones (season 5 starts April 12!) beers.  I haven't tried them all, but the one I did have was fairly terrible (can't remember the name).  This one, on the other hand, is quite good.  A bit of hoppy Belgian goodness that hits with a decent punch at 8% ABV.

ENGLAND (all times GMT):
12.15:  Championship, 2nd vs. 3rd:  Ipswich Town vs. Derby County
12.45:  Premier League, 14th vs. 8th:  Sunderland vs. Liverpool
15.00:  Premier League, 19th vs. 16th:  Burnley vs. QPR
15.00:  Premier League, 1st vs. 10th:  Chelsea vs. Newcastle United (hey, that's us!)
15.00:  Premier League, 13th vs. 2nd:  Everton vs. Manchester City
15.00:  Premier League, 20th vs. 12th:  Leicester City vs. Aston Villa
15.00:  Premier League, 9th vs. 7th:  Swansea City vs. West Ham United
15.00:  Premier League, 17th vs. 15th:  WBA vs. Hull City
15.00:  Championship, 11th vs. 10th:  Nottingham Forest vs. Sheffield Wednesday
15.00:  Championship, 16th vs. 4th:  Reading vs. Middlesbrough
17.30:  Premier League, 18th vs. 5th:  Crystal Palace vs. Tottenham Hotspur

193-VEHICLE PILEUP:

Please, slow down.

ELSEWHERE (all times GMT):
15.00:  La Liga, 1st vs. 10th:  Real Madrid vs. Espanyol
16.00:  Ligue 1, 19th vs. 3rd:  SC Bastia vs. PSG
19.00:  La Liga, 9th vs. 4th:  Celta de Vigo vs. Valencia
19.45:  Serie A, 14th vs. 7th:  Torino vs. AC Milan