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My new favorite show of the moment.
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Joe Tweeds would like to solicit all y'all Hilarioites for any future topics you might like to see covered by Plains of Almeria. The only restriction is that they have to be Chelsea-related, obviously.
IN OTHER NEWS:
Derek Jeter hits walk-off single in final home game for Yankees | SB Nation
This is like Lampard hitting City's game-winner at Stamford Bridge with his final kick in England. Or something.
Heir to the USMNT throne | SB Nation
Spoiler alert: NOT Freddy Adu.
BREAKING MADDEN NEW EPISODE | SB Nation
DROP EVERYTHING AND READ!
FIFA 2015: Present and Future of the Global Game | SB Nation
You've probably seen the Premier League Top 25 that Graham and Andi wrote. Here are a few more related features. And speaking of FIFA... I'm pretty sure this is from a video game:
FOOTBALL (all times BST):
19.30: Bundesliga, 5th vs. 4th: Mainz 05 vs. Hoffenheim
20.00: La Liga, 16th vs. 6th: Elche vs. Celta de Vigo