Screw the internet! I hate it! Now I dare SB Nation to suspend me (with pay plz)— Graham MacAree (@MacAree) September 24, 2014
IN OTHER NEWS:
Life in the Fastest Lane | SB Nation Longform
If you're at all interested or fascinated by top fuel drag racing, you need to read this. If you aren't, you probably should still anyway. Fun stuff to watch, drag racing (not for too long, but in small doses) - this place is a couple miles down the road from my house.
iPhone 6 / iOS 8 issues | The Verge
People are buying these things in record numbers (our preorder for the 6+ has even shipped yet), but there are software issues and apparently some users have gotten the bends. Ruh-roh.
Lampard scores a couple, takes a selfie with a pitch invader, solves world peace | SB Nation
I may have made up one of those.
FOOTBALL (all times BST):
19.45: Serie A, 14th vs. 7th: Lazio vs. Udinese
20.00: Ligue 1, 4th vs. 3rd: ASSE vs. Bordeaux
21.00: La Liga, 4th vs. 20th: Valencia vs. Córdoba