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The Daily Hilario: Penalty kicks and the heat death of the universe

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Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans.

Gabriele Maltinti

THE NEVERENDING SHOOTOUT:

So that was something else, wasn't it, at Anfield on Tuesday?  Fifteen rounds of penalty kicks, only the last of which, number 30, wasn't on target.  Still a ways off from the record of 48 kicks, but certainly impressive.

Chelsea were well represented with Bamford, Omeruo, and of course one of the goalkeepers, Blackman.  Here's an endless loop of just their kicks in the (seemingly) endless shootout (plus Bamford's last minute equalizer in extra time).

IN OTHER NEWS:

ICYMI, Torres scored on his full AC Milan debut | SB Nation
But of course he did.  Shades of the first goal in the 8-0 stomping of Villa.  Filed also under "but of course he did:" Wulfert injured (his ankle).  Sad.

Fans Forum minutes | Chelsea Supporters Group
First meeting of the season.  Always worth a read.

THE Deuce asks people about THE Deuce | ESPN/YouTube
Jimmy Fallon/Matt Harvey did it better.  Still funny.

Vince Vaughn confirmed for True Detection season 2 as well | Vox
So Farrell and Vaughn.  One or possibly two more major leads left to cast.

Doctor Who is hitting its stride | io9
Finally got around to watching the latest episode; very good.  Two very good episodes in a row!  Capaldi as great as ever, his most Malcolm Tucker-esque performance yet.  Someone in the io9 comments likened his shutity up line to this one from In the Loop.  Rated R, for all you kids.

FOOTBALL (all times BST):
18.00:  Ligue 1, 6th vs. 15th:  Montpellier vs. AS Monaco
19.45:  Capital One Cup, 3rd Round: Chelsea vs. Bolton Wanderers (hey, that's us!)
19.45:  Capital One Cup, 3rd Round: Burton Albion vs. Brighton & Hove Albion
19.45:  Capital One Cup, 3rd Round: Tottenham Hotspur vs. Nottingham Forest
19.45:  Capital One Cup, 3rd Round: Manchester City vs. Sheffield United
19.45:  Capital One Cup, 3rd Round: Crystal Palace vs. Newcastle United
19.45:  Capital One Cup, 3rd Round: West Bromwich Albion vs. Hull City
21.00:  La Liga, 11th vs. 1st:  Málaga vs. Barcelona