WaFFLe:
3rd vs. 7th: Avalanche vs. Cahill for Jesus
5th vs. 12th: Dynamo Hawkeye vs. DP's All-Stars
11th vs. 9th: Haz Mat Suits vs. In Hazardous Kompany
10th vs. 6th: West Staines Massiv vs. Mother Hen Mourinho
8th vs. 2nd: Silent James & the Falcao Punch vs. Cesc-y Jonjo Shnoz
4th vs. 1st: Langers Athletic vs. B Tret
BEER OF THE WEEKEND:
London Pride | Fuller's - Classic.
ENGLAND (all times BST):
12.00: U18 Premier League, 3rd(S) vs. 2nd(S): Chelsea U18 vs. WBA U18 (hey, that's us)
12.45: Premier League, 16th vs. 14th: QPR vs. Stoke City
15.00: Championship, 9th vs. 11th: Middlesborough vs. Brentford
15.00: Premier League, 2nd vs. 7th: Aston Villa vs. Arsenal
15.00: Premier League, 18th vs. 15th: Burnley vs. Sunderland
15.00: Premier League, 20th vs. 10th: Newcastle United vs. Hull City
15.00: Premier League, 3rd vs. 4th: Swansea City vs. Southampton
17.30: Premier League, 13th vs. 8th: West Ham United vs. Liverpool
SONG OF THE WEEKEND - No, it's not that ridiculous Booty video from J.Lo:
ELSEWHERE (all times BST):
14.30: Bundesliga, 16th vs. 10th: Schalke 04 vs. Eintracht Frankfurt
14.30: Bundesliga, 18th vs. 2nd: HSV vs. Bayern Munich
15.00: La Liga, 10th vs. 14th: Deportivo La Coruña vs. Real Madrid
19.00: La Liga, 4th vs. 6th: Atlético Madrid vs. Celta de Vigo
19.45: Serie A, 1st vs. 2nd: AC Milan vs. Juventus
19.45: Eredivisie, 17th vs. 4th: Vitesse vs. Heerenveen