Well, well, well. Welcome back to the Premier League arms race.
Here's SB Nation's storystream with all the completed deals, but this video, dropped in the comments in yesterday's (I think?) Hilario wins the day. (Well, actually, the purple dildo guy on Sky Sports wins the day, but let's keep it slightly more couth for a minute.)
Easily the greatest fitbathatba since the AVB gets sacked rap song.
FOOTBALL (all times BST):
19.45: Football League Trophy: Peterborough United vs. Leyton Orient