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The Daily Hilario: Matchweek 4

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Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans. FOOTBALL!

Clive Mason

3rd vs. 12th:  Avalanche vs. DP's All-Stars
5th vs. 11th:  Cahill for Jesus vs. In Hazardous Kompany
8th vs. 4th:  Dynamo Hawkeye vs. Mother Hen Mourinho
10th vs. 2nd:  Haz Mat Suits vs. Cesc-y Jonjo Shnoz
9th vs. 1st:  West Staines Massiv vs. B Tret
6th vs. 7th:  Silent James & the Falcao Punch vs. Langers Athletic

Double Chocolate Stout | Rogue Ales - It's not exactly one that screams summer nights and after a day of 106 F temperatures (which is what we had here on Friday), but it does scream delicious chocolate and 9% ABV stouty goodness.  This is the first time I've had this beer, and I'm in love.  Dessert in a bottle.  You gotta rub it the right way.

ENGLAND (all times BST):
11.00:  U18 Premier League, 4th(S) vs. 6th(S):  Chelsea U18 vs. West Ham United U18 (hey, that's us)
12.15:  Championship, 20th vs. 18th:  Birmingham City vs. Leeds United
12.45:  Premier League, 7th vs. 4th:  Arsenal vs. Manchester City
15.00:  Premier League, 1st vs. 2nd:  Chelsea vs. Swansea City (hey, that's us!)
15.00:  Premier League, 19th vs. 20th:  Crystal Palace vs. Burnley
15.00:  Premier League, 8th vs. 16th:  Southampton vs. Newcastle United
15.00:  Premier League, 10th vs. 15th:  Stoke City vs. Leicester City
15.00:  Premier League, 13th vs. 6th:  Sunderland vs. Tottenham Hotspur
15.00:  Premier League, 18th vs. 17th:  West Bromwich Albion vs. Everton
17.30:  Premier League, 5th vs. 3rd:  Liverpool vs. Aston Villa


ELSEWHERE (all times BST):
14.30:  Bundesliga, 5th vs. 16th:  Bayern Munich vs. Stuttgart
14.30:  Bundesliga, 9th vs. 14th:  BVB vs. Freiburg
15.00:  La Liga, 1st vs. 7th:  Barcelona vs. Athletic Bilbao
16.00:  Ligue 1, 5th vs. 2nd:  Rennes vs. PSG
17.00:  Serie A, 19th vs. 2nd:  Empoli vs. Roma
17.30:  Bundesliga, 11th vs. 13th:  Gladbach vs. Schalke 04
19.00:  La Liga, 10th vs. 6th:  Real Madrid vs. Atlético Madrid
19.30:  Serie A, 6th vs. 3rd:  Juventus vs. Udinese
03.30 (next day):  USL Pro, Playoffs, quarterfinal:  Sacramento Republic FC vs. Wilmington Hammerheads