I could've sworn I had thought up something to write in this intro section about a couple hours ago, but after the Schürrle video and realizing that the silly Bamford vs. Piazon thing generated over 200 comments that I needed to read/skim/etc, I've completely forgotten it.
So this is what you get. A big fat nothing of anything.
IN OTHER NEWS:
Bill Connelly's trip continues | SB Nation
Hillsborough, Driving, Etihad, etc...
Buy 1 hamstring injury, get 1 knee operation for free! | SB Nation
Sami Khedira is a smart shopper.
Can somebody please buy me a Mercedes-AMG GT S? | Jalopnik
FOOTBALL (all times BST):
18.45: U21 Premier League, Division 2: Aston Villa U21 vs. Arsenal U21 (so apparently this game will be on NBC Sports Live Extra; we're REALLY scraping the bottom of the barrel here, people)