When Ashley "bunch of [twinkies]" Cole left for AS Roma this summer, we weren't only losing the greatest Chelsea left back ever, we were also losing perhaps our greatest Twitterer ever as well.
On the pitch, Ash's replacements were obvious: Cesar Azpilicueta and Filipe Luis. Off the pitch, the void has been filled by none other than Petr Čech. After trying his hand at "banter" with the unwashed masses a few days ago, he decided to gently troll fans of weaker constitution on transfer deadline day.
Have a lovely day / night and enjoy the last hours of the transfer window football fans ... It will be interesting till the last minute.— Petr Cech (@PetrCech) September 1, 2014
How delightfully cryptic. INTERESTING HOW?!
Turns out not at all interesting, especially as far as Čech himself was concerned.
" Blue is the colour ! " ... It hasn't changed... ;-) have a good night everyone ...— Petr Cech (@PetrCech) September 1, 2014
Well played, Petr, well played.