In honor of transfer deadline day, there's basically no actual football today. In fact, there won't be any actual football to care about for almost a good two weeks, thanks to the international break. (And it's not even qualifying; they're just friendlies!) Sigh.
But hey, let's watch some dude in a yellow tie and some wrinkly face in a car window instead, because that's fun.
Here's SB Nation's transfer deadline day live tracker, with all the rumors and completed deals and whatnot that are fit to print. The big ones to keep an eye on are the futures of Falcao, Chicharito, and Penaldado. The one that may have the biggest impact is William Carvalho coming to Arsenal (or Manchester United).
For old time's sake, can I get a Pogba mention? Let's have a Pogba mention. COME ON DOWN PAUL POGBA, come on down to Londontown and let's win all the trophies! Please?
Oh well. Let's enjoy the fireworks elsewhere.