The Daily Hilario: Kicking it Hilario-school

WHOAH...WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

Tonight, I'm leaning towards keeping the title old-school (for we ain't got no history, so things that are ~6 months old can be easily considered "old-school") and maybe messing with the internals a bit.  Then again, that latter bit suddenly sounds a bit too restricting?  Nah... it's the same old, same old, just with a slight cosmetic renovation.

Thoughts?  In case they're good ones...

MUCH MUTU ABOUT NOTHING

Vidal to United looking ever more likely | The Busby Babe
Uh-oh.  UH-OH.  OH NO!

Landon Donovan retires | SB Nation
Yawn.

Demba Ba BUTT GOAL | SB Nation
Dare to Demba.

Celtic's season over before it really got started | SB Nation
Whoops.

Preseason pigskin started in earnest today; Seahawks already throwing punches and making headlines | SB Nation
Not figurative ones, unfortunately.

FOOTBALL (all times BST):
18.30:  Soma Charity Tournament:  Fenerbahce vs. Besiktas
19.00:  Eredivisie, season start:  PEC Zwolle vs. Utrecht
19:30:  Ligue 1, season start:  Reims vs. PSG
19:30:  Soma Charity Tournament:  Fenerbahce vs. Chelsea (hey, that's us!)
19.45:  Championship, season start:  Blackburn Rovers vs. Cardiff City
20.30:  Soma Charity Tournament:  Besiktas vs. Chelsea (hey, that's us still!)

TORRES THE DAY!