The Daily Hilasomething: The search continues

Here are a few of my favorite suggestions so far, in no particular order.

• The Daily Hilario
• The Daily Delac
• The Daily Sideshow
• Woah...what's happening here?
• Much Mutu about Nothing
• Torres the Day

Not bad, not bad.  But maybe you can do better?

In other news...

A night without end | SB Nation
If you read just one longform today, make it this one.

Howard Webb retires from refereeing | SB Nation
The most instantly recognizable referee since Collina?

Here's Pep Guardiola, staying classy | SB Nation
Nice Mutombo there with the finger wag.  And then the terrible excuse later.  Wow.  I guess it's safe to say that Bayern won't play in the MLS All-Star ever again... or at least while Guardiola's the manager.

FOOTBALL (all times BST):
Some Europa League qualifying round hijinks, if you're so inclined.