The Daily Hilario(?): Cancel football

Alright, it's decided, Manchester United shall win the league.  And the Champions League (don't ask questions).  And of course the Bundesliga, and probably the Eredivise as well because Louis van Gaaaaaaaaaal.  Might as well throw in La Liga, too, that place is boring anyway.

Cancel football.

In other news...

Today is Sepp Blatter doesn't know what he's talking about | SB Nation
It's highly, highly unlikely that MLS will switch to a "European" calendar anytime soon.

Adidas blackout/whiteout boots are "teh seks" | SB Nation
I'm not sure that's something people still say, but if they do, they would say it when they look at these.  Also, WANT.

Clint Dempsey photobomb | SB Nation
The Deuce.  Is loose.

Building an epic space game with $50 million in crowdfunded cash | The Verge
Ambitious.

FOOTBALL (all times BST):
Some Champions League qualifying matches are scheduled for today, I think, but as stated above, we've canceled football.  There's no point in playing; Manchester United will win everything anyway.