The Daily Hilario: Matchweek 3 cont'd

WHOA... WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE?

6-3 6-3 6-3 6-3.  Six.  Three.

4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0.  Four.  Nil.

YOU'RE MY BOY BLUE!

This beauty arrived at my door just a few minutes after the final whistle.  What an amazing day.  So excite! Also, my impulse purchase slush fund is now overdrawn.  Worth it.

IN OTHER NEWS:

How did the rest of Saturday go in the Premier League | SB Nation
Not well, if you're a Manchester.  HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Speaking of which, here's LVG signing a mean pinball player | SB Nation
Apropos, has Rojo acquired a work permit yet?  How hard can this be, Woodward & Co?

West Ham sign Alex Song on loan | Barca Blaugranes
Next step for the hammers: loan a better manager.

FOOTBALL (all times BST):
11.30:  Eredivisie:  PSV vs. Vitesse
13.30:  Premier League:  Aston Villa vs. Hull City
13.30:  Premier League:  Tottenham Hotspur vs. Liverpool
16.00:  Premier League:  Leicester City vs. Arsenal
17.00:  Serie A:  AC Milan vs. Lazio
18.00:  La Liga:  Villareal vs. Barcelona
19.45:  Serie A:  Genoa vs. Napoli
20.00:  La Liga:  Real Sociedad vs. Real Madrid
20.00:  Ligue 1:  PSG vs. ASSE