The Daily Hilario: Whoa... what's happening at Everton?

OLD MAN ETO'O, OLD MAN ETO'O...

He just keeps rolling along, right behind a certain complete striker.  Like a shadow.  Ahahahahahhahahahhahahahahaaaaa!

Props to many who made this joke at the time of the Lukaku sale.  And now it's come true!  Pure comedy.

ETO’O SIGNS: Everton sign 3-times Champions League winner @setoo9 on a two-year deal. #WelcomeSamuel pic.twitter.com/45wLXhDqae

— Everton (@Everton) August 26, 2014

DARE TO DEMBABABABABABABABABABABA:

Besiktas come to North Londontown to hopefully knock Arsenal down into the Europa League.

TORRESWATCH:

This is actually covered in more than enough detail elsewhere on the site, so maybe keep those conversations to those threads.

In completely unrelated news, here's one of my favorite montages ever:

Yes, I know it's highly US-centric (it is by ESPN after all, from 2000), so no soccer outside of Brandi Chastain and certainly no Formula 1 and very little Olympics just to name a few glaring omissions, but it's still so very very good.

Chills every time.  Every. Time.

FOOTBALL (all times BST):
19.45:  Champions League, playoff second leg:  Ludogorets vs. Steaua
19.45:  Champions League, playoff second leg:  Malmö FF vs. RB Salzburg
19.45:  Champions League, playoff second leg:  Athletic Bilbao vs. Napoli
19.45:  Champions League, playoff second leg:  Arsenal vs. Besiktas
19.45:  Champions League, playoff second leg:  Bayer Leverkusen vs. FC København
19.45:  Capital One Cup, second round:  Bradford City vs. Leeds United
03.30 (next day):  USL Pro:  Sacramento Republic FC vs. Charleston Battery