The Daily Hilario: Matchweek 2; Doctor Who; Lord of War

YURI:

Lord of War, still one of my favorite movies.  Probably Nic Cage's finest moment.

They say, "Evil prevails when good men fail to act." What they ought to say is, "Evil prevails."

AVA:

Atlético get a small measure of revenge on Real | SB Nation
Who needs Di Maria and Khedira, right Uncle Carlo?

Bayern escape with opening day win thanks to Junior Malanda | SB Nation
Maybe we should loan Torres to Wolfsburg.  I think even he may have scored that one.

SNOW LEOPARD CUBS! | io9
Awwwwwwww...

Doctor Who, season 8 premieres today (7:50pm or 8pm local in most places) | BBC
Go get 'em, Malcolm!

FOOTBALL (all times BST):
11.00:  U18 Premier League:  Arsenal U18 vs. Chelsea U18 (hey, that's us)
12.15:  Championship:  Ipswich Town vs. Norwich City
12.45:  Premier League:  Aston Villa vs. Newcastle United
15.00:  Premier League:  Chelsea vs. Leicester City (hey, that's us!)
15.00:  Premier League:  Crystal Palace vs. West Ham United
15.00:  Premier League:  Southampton vs. West Bromwich Albion
15.00:  Premier League:  Swansea City vs. Burnley
17.30:  Premier League:  Everton vs. Arsenal
17.30:  Bundesliga:  BVB vs. Bayer Leverkusen
20.00:  La Liga:  Sevilla vs. Valencia