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Dávid Pásztor

Is this the second or third Good Morning, Vietnam! reference of the last few days?  Who cares!

In other news...

Memo Ochoa signs for Malaga | SB Nation
Hopefully he leveraged that nice World Cup into a fat contract.

SBN staff picks the worst highways/freeways in USA | SB Nation
Proud to say I've driven and survived most of them.  Though they missed my "favorite," basically all of I-80 across Nebraska, but especially the incredibly straight, mind-numbing stretch west of Lincoln.  My honorary mentions go to I-70 between Indy and Terre Haute (endless trucks) and US-99 anywhere between Stockton and Fresno.  Yowza.  Oh, and also the Barstow-Bakersfield Highway.  Woe be you if you decide to drive that alongside the rest of the Vegas returnee traffic.

FOOTBALL (all times BST):
13.00:  Trophée des Champions:  PSG vs. Guingamp
14.00:  Emirates Cup:  Valencia vs. Monaco
14.30:  Friendly:  Tottenham Hotspur vs. Celtic
14.30:  Friendly:  Newcastle United vs. Malaga
16.20:  Emirates Cup:  Arsenal vs. Benfica
16.45:  Friendly:  Schalke 04 vs. West Ham United
18.00:  Int'l Champions Cup:  Internazionale vs. Roma
19.45:  Friendly:  Nice vs. Barcelona
20.00:  Int'l Champions Cup:  Olympiakos Piraeus vs. Manchester City
21.00:  Int'l Champions Cup:  Real Madrid vs. Manchester United
23.30:  Int'l Champions Cup:  Liverpool vs. AC Milan
03.00 (next day):  USL Pro:  Arizona United vs. Sacramento Republic FC
03.30 (next day):  MLS:  San Jose Earthquakes vs. Seattle Sounders

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