Is this the second or third Good Morning, Vietnam! reference of the last few days? Who cares!
In other news...
Memo Ochoa signs for Malaga | SB Nation
Hopefully he leveraged that nice World Cup into a fat contract.
SBN staff picks the worst highways/freeways in USA | SB Nation
Proud to say I've driven and survived most of them. Though they missed my "favorite," basically all of I-80 across Nebraska, but especially the incredibly straight, mind-numbing stretch west of Lincoln. My honorary mentions go to I-70 between Indy and Terre Haute (endless trucks) and US-99 anywhere between Stockton and Fresno. Yowza. Oh, and also the Barstow-Bakersfield Highway. Woe be you if you decide to drive that alongside the rest of the Vegas returnee traffic.
FOOTBALL (all times BST):
13.00: Trophée des Champions: PSG vs. Guingamp
14.00: Emirates Cup: Valencia vs. Monaco
14.30: Friendly: Tottenham Hotspur vs. Celtic
14.30: Friendly: Newcastle United vs. Malaga
16.20: Emirates Cup: Arsenal vs. Benfica
16.45: Friendly: Schalke 04 vs. West Ham United
18.00: Int'l Champions Cup: Internazionale vs. Roma
19.45: Friendly: Nice vs. Barcelona
20.00: Int'l Champions Cup: Olympiakos Piraeus vs. Manchester City
21.00: Int'l Champions Cup: Real Madrid vs. Manchester United
23.30: Int'l Champions Cup: Liverpool vs. AC Milan
03.00 (next day): USL Pro: Arizona United vs. Sacramento Republic FC
03.30 (next day): MLS: San Jose Earthquakes vs. Seattle Sounders