The Daily Hilario: Dare to Demba

DARE TO DEMBA:

After an extended weekend full of proper football, we now get midweek proper football, too!  We're the lucky ones.  Especially since we don't actually have to play in these Champions League playoffs, which is a privilege reserved only for the Fourth Place Trophy winners.  Step right up, Arsène!

Of course these games should just be a formality for a powerhouse Premier League side, but you never know in football, especially when you're facing such a motivated side as Besiktas and their freshly minted hat-trick/cult hero Demba Ba.  Do us proud, Demba Ba!

DARE TO DEMBA:

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Graham worked on the design of this, yet another odd, amazing masterpiece from Jon Bois.  There's a separate reaction/Q&A thread as well.  And since reading that will take you a bit, that's all you're getting.  Now, GET TO IT.

FOOTBALL (all times BST):
19.45:  Championship, 14th vs. 12th:  Rotherham United vs. Watford
19.45:  Champions League, playoff first leg:  RB Salzburg vs. Malmö FF
19.45:  Champions League, playoff first leg:  Steaua vs. Ludogorets
19.45:  Champions League, playoff first leg:  Besiktas vs. Arsenal
19.45:  Champions League, playoff first leg:  FC København vs. Bayer Leverkusen
19.45:  Champions League, playoff first leg:  Napoli vs. Athletic Bilbao
21.00:  Supercopa de España:  Real Madrid vs. Atlético Madrid

DARE TO DEMBA!