The Daily Hilario: Matchweek 1 continues

WHOAH...WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE?

Never have I been so exhausted after accomplishing so little.  Crazy Saturday, I tells ya.  Crazy busy.  Maybe I'll get some time to relax today instead.  That'd be nice.

MUCH MUTU ABOUT NOTHING:

Raul Meireles has some competition | SB Nation
One beard to rule them all.

Liverpool sign Alberto Moreno | SB Nation
Good move.

Referee Jon Moss sprayed himself (and Santi Cazorla) in the face with vanishing spray | SB Nation
So now, at least according to Jason Cundy, Moss will go blind or something.  Obvious joke: but how will we able to tell?

ZLATAN injured | SB Nation
Peanut butter Cavani time!

THE GOMEZ BUTTON IS BACK | SB Nation
And there was much rejoicing.  Mariooo Gomeeeeeeeeeeeeezz...

A Brief Look at Texting and the Internet in Film | Every Frame a Painting
Always a fun watch.  Sherlock and House of Cards really handled this quite well.

Outlander already renewed for a second season | io9
The wife adores these books and this show.  It's not too bad, I suppose.

FOOTBALL (all times BST):
13.30:  Premier League, opening weekend:  Liverpool vs. Southampton
15.00:  DFB-Pokal, first round:  Preußen Münster vs. Bayern Munich
16.00:  Premier League, opening weekend:  Newcastle United vs. Manchester City
20.00:  Ligue 1, 10th vs. 17th:  Bordeaux vs. Monaco
20.00:  Friendly:  Valencia vs. AC Milan
00.00 (next day):  USL Pro:  OC Blues vs. Sacramento Republic FC