The Daily Hilario: More Cups already

LAMPARDON THE INTERRUPTION

Ok, so there are a few more cup things going on, both in Germany (interesting!) and in England (not interesting!), but what I had been meaning to ask for a couple days now is...

Are there any proper fantasy football leagues out there?  And by proper I mean leagues with drafts and head-to-head (or roto, I suppose) matchups.  So that any one player can only be owned by just one team.  If so, anybody interested in doing proper fantasy football?  I've got the urge now that all my NFL fantasy leagues are gearing back up (first draft coming up Thursday) but I absolutely cannot stand the way the official Premier League fantasy contests are run, etc.

Help?

Also, there's an owl outside my window.  Or it's Delta Force, communicating via hoots, about to bust in.

HELP!

BLUES K'LOUS

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Oh StarLord and his Daddy issues.

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When I was in high school and the Internet was a new thing, I actually participated in the WA State Science Olympiad's "Surf the Net" event.  I finished second.  I was like a leaf on the (Internet) wind.

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HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT YOU BIG MEANIE?!

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I.e. the OTHER 2-0 win from Tuesday.  The less important one, duh.

FOOTBALL (all times BST):
17.00:  DFL-Supercup:  BVB vs. Bayern Munich
19.45:  League Cup, first round:  Coventry City vs. Cardiff City

TORRES THE DAY!