The Daily Hilario: Super Cup-ish

LAMPARDON THE INTERRUPTION

See at least the thing about movie stars is that we, as the general public, will always have their movies and the rest of their works to remember them by.

Two Teddys. One Goal. #IBelieveThatWeWillWin chaaaarrrrrrrge #USA!! pic.twitter.com/GH1gMGUNWl

— Robin Williams (@robinwilliams) July 1, 2014

LE SAUX, WHAT'S NEWS?

Deuce gives the shirt off his back for some popcorn | SB Nation
For the kids!

Thiago Silva injures himself in friendly | SB Nation
Imma juss gonna quote meself over herrr...

Thiago Silva went for the fancy backheel clearance; not only did he give the ball away, he strained his hamstring. Keep it simple, stupid.

— Dávid Pásztor (@D_Peezy) August 11, 2014

City sign Mangala | SB Nation
Wait, they hadn't yet signed him?  What the hell was going on for the last two months?

Bayern's third kit is classy, awesome, slick | SB Nation
So adidas CAN make nice third kits, just not for us.

FOOTBALL (all times BST):
19.30:  Friendly:  Manchester United vs. Valencia
19.45:  Friendly:  Chelsea vs. Real Sociedad (hey, that's us!)
19.45:  League Cup, first round:  MK Dons vs. AFC Wimbledon
19.45:  UEFA Super Cup:  Real Madrid vs. Sevilla
03.30 (next day):  US Open Cup, semifinal:  Seattle Sounders vs. Chicago Fire

TORRES THE DAY!