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We'll see your Pirlo and raise you BEARDISLAV

Is the world ready for this?

By David Pasztor@D_Peezy Jul 9, 2014, 6:39pm BST

We will make a formal bid for Branislav Ivanovic in the morning @chelseafc pic.twitter.com/h3j9hvoLt7
— Bearded FC (@BeardedFC) July 9, 2014

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